Today, Medical Supermarket launches the latest innovation to the UK medical industry… the monkey courier service. A unique effective and very reliable delivery option for any Medical Supermarket customer who needs products delivered to a specific part of their surgery.
Nick Coleman, Co founder of Medical Supermarket states: “Our customers have told us that there is a need for parcels to be delivered to specific doctor’s room. However most of the time these rooms are kept locked for security reasons. So what happens with your parcel? It’s left in the corridor. That’s just not good enough. We have therefore invested in a horde of clever delivery monkeys who will scale medical centres walls and creep through open windows, allowing us to leave your parcel right on the your desk”
Nick goes on to say “the monkeys are small, like really small so what they lack in strength they make up in being adorable”
Medical Supermarket has tested this delivery service extensively and the first phrase of using gorillas was quickly removed as they kept throwing bananas at the nurses and that seemed to put a few customers off the option.
When asking Nick if there was a downside to this option he says: “the only problem with using small monkeys is that they can really only carry a couple of plasters at a time”
Why not order your medical supplies with Medical Supermarket today for the fast effective monkey delivery scheme
